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KogaHead

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Yippee!!! Hernia Surgery Today.
« on: November 02, 2022, 08:13:09 AM »
Saw all of Tim's posts about creating his bionic body and decided to take the plunge.

Getting my belly button and left lingual hernias repaired today.

Had them cut 12" off my "Salas Jig" last week, so now it is a smooth 13" long and stiff as aluminum. ;D

Looking forward to the pain and constipation from the drugs :o
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Re: Yippee!!! Hernia Surgery Today.
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2022, 09:49:45 AM »
I had a triple done awhile back.  It's pretty easy as far as surgeries go.  Still feel the kevlar mesh in there once in ahwile.
The worst part was getting shaved from "nipples to knees".  I thought that was a bit excessive....

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Re: Yippee!!! Hernia Surgery Today.
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2022, 09:51:17 AM »
Recovery was not bad.  Had the surgery on Friday, back to work on Monday.
My vasectomy recovery was worse.

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Re: Yippee!!! Hernia Surgery Today.
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2022, 10:03:08 AM »
Foe a second I thought you needed hemorrhoid surgery which would have caused you to be in a body cast in this case.  hehe

Heal up boss!  Must be the stress of the football league getting the best of you.   ;D
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Re: Yippee!!! Hernia Surgery Today.
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2022, 07:42:56 AM »
How'd the surgery go? 
How are you feeling?

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Re: Yippee!!! Hernia Surgery Today.
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2022, 08:39:38 AM »
 Rectum......Dang near ruined em ;D  Hope it heals fast. :)

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Re: Yippee!!! Hernia Surgery Today.
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2022, 01:11:12 PM »

Had them cut 12" off my "Salas Jig" last week, so now it is a smooth 13" long and stiff as aluminum. ;D


Seems Koga has some trouble with the Metric vs Imperial measuring systems. Pretty sure he meant MM.

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Re: Yippee!!! Hernia Surgery Today.
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2022, 06:46:18 PM »
Love the humor!

Definitely not as bad as my two shoulder reconstructions.

Hemorrhoid Lips (Tom) gonna pass you by in Football this week.
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