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Guy Goes Into A Bar...
« on: January 23, 2018, 07:59:11 PM »
A guy goes into a bar in Orange County where all the bartenders are robots:

The guy sits down at the bar and the robot asks: “What will you have?

The guy replies, “Whiskey. ” The robot brings back his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ? ”

The guy says, “168”.

The robot talks about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.

After the guy leaves, he pauses at the street corner and thinks about what he just encountered, and the more he thinks about it the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back.

The robot asks, “What’s your drink? ”

The guy answers, “Whiskey. ”

The robot returns with his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ? ”

This time the man replies, “100. ”

The robot talks about Budweiser, Football and All-star Wrestling.

The man finishes his drink, leaves, but is so interested in this
“experiment” that he decides he'll try again.

He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he wants to drink.

The man replies, “Whiskey. ”

The robot brings the drink and asks, “What’s your IQ? ”

This time the man answers, “50. ”

The robot leans in real close and slowly says,

"Oh, you're from San Diego. Are you still upset about losing Bat Fight?"
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Re: Guy Goes Into A Bar...
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2018, 09:25:41 PM »
I feel like I've heard that one before somewhere...

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Re: Guy Goes Into A Bar...
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2018, 10:43:54 PM »
Ha ... if only we weren't like 10-2 or something around there. We might give pause, but certainly far from sad.

Looking forward to kicking your ass AGAIN.  8). You can't cheat on your measurements this time either CHIP. That's just low as it gets man...

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Re: Guy Goes Into A Bar...
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2018, 09:52:46 AM »
Ha ... if only we weren't like 10-2 or something around there. We might give pause, but certainly far from sad.

Looking forward to kicking your ass AGAIN.  8). You can't cheat on your measurements this time either CHIP. That's just low as it gets man...

I feed off your butt hurt and grow stronger every day ;D

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