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Fishing Talk / Re: Couple of shark encounters

« on: June 29, 2018, 02:50:22 PM »

https://www.10news.com/news/video-shark-chases-seal-off-coast-of-san-diego

https://www.10news.com/news/shark-bites-woman-s-canoe-off-coast-of-oceanside-harbor

The DFW cited the Mako and the woman in the canoe for disturbing a protected species

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General Board / Re: Tootsie...

« on: June 29, 2018, 12:15:22 PM »

I haven't used the poll option in a while.  A coworker dropped off a tootsie pop and I asked if it was from the 1980's.  I didn't know they still made them and they are too young to remember the commercials.  Needless to say, it segued into this.

The road to Hell is paved with candy and good intentions 

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General Board / Re: Tootsie...

« on: June 29, 2018, 11:51:17 AM »

You seem to be orally fixated, did your Mamma kick you off the tit too soon or too late  

Obviously the answer is up for debate, but what is a known fact is that Tom Sucks, Bites and Swallows

But since you asked, according to the Wise Owl, 3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6rHeD5x2tI

However, more scientific studies suggest otherwise.

http://tootsie.com/howmanylick-experiments

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Salt Water Shore Fishing Reports / Re: Shoveling My Way for Summer Species (6/26)

« on: June 28, 2018, 10:26:58 AM »

Hate Surfers

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Salt Water Shore Fishing Reports / Re: Soups a soup, Put it on the Board! 6/25/18

« on: June 27, 2018, 06:52:53 AM »

Ok, so maybe not the biggest, but it's a soupie so it counts.

And awesome job putting your buddy on his first real surf fish, I bet he's pretty happy with a 40" bat and finding out what it's all about.

 

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General Board / Re: Infiltrator

« on: June 26, 2018, 07:54:46 AM »

It's the Lurker....Chip

You really should clean up your cache, there are laws against that stuff 

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Contest & Events / Re: Summertime Catfish Contest - 2018

« on: June 26, 2018, 07:47:17 AM »

My God, look at you guys. Is this what we have been reduced to?

Catfish?

Seriously?

I don't know you anymore 

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Fishing Talk / Salad Forecast

« on: June 26, 2018, 07:43:23 AM »

I don't know how much more of this I can take. Looking at the surf, er, salad forecast has me bummed yet again. Coming into the last week of the surf fishing contest and it looks like our choices are:

1. Try to fish a beach where we know there are fish but can't get them because of the salad.
2. Try to fish a beach where there's a small chance they might be there, but there's also a decent chance there will be salad and the fishing window is limited because of the summer crowds and restricted hours.
3. Fish the ghetto beach, and hope you don't get stuck with a hypodermic needle.
4. Fish the pier and battle the crowds. No wait, pier caught fish don't count.
5. Fish the local lake for catfish.
6. Drive north or south, try to find a beach without salad and poach the locals.
7. Load up the SPF 50, a 12 pack, and hit the bay for a $5 Smelt Nassau.

Oh well, at least the stores are running great deals on beer for the 4th of July

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Salt Water Shore Fishing Reports / Re: Going with the flow

« on: June 24, 2018, 07:57:07 AM »

"Bait Rays"   

 

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General Board / Re: Infiltrator

« on: June 23, 2018, 09:05:54 AM »

Maybe we should find out if Infiltrators make good shark bait

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Salt Water Shore Fishing Reports / Going with the flow

« on: June 23, 2018, 09:00:54 AM »

Sometimes you just have to take what God gives you and go with the flow.

Oh well, I really needed a couple of beers, the weather was perfect and we even caught a couple of bait rays.

All in all, not a bad way to spend a Friday afternoon

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Salt Water Shore Fishing Reports / Re: Great Until the Salad Bar Opened

« on: June 22, 2018, 04:38:55 AM »

Sorry to hear about the salad issues. We've had that problem down here as well. Strange that the yakked out lines are having issues with salad too. Arn't your lines high enough off the sand to avoid that problem?

It all depends on the salad. When the stringers are big enough, and with 200 yards of line in the water, even the yakked lines can get taken out.

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Fishing Talk / Re: I need to move here!

« on: June 20, 2018, 09:13:56 AM »

Florida is awesome.

So are the bugs, the humidity, the hurricanes, 

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Salt Water Shore Fishing Reports / Re: Tuesday Night Plonking (6/20)

« on: June 20, 2018, 09:12:26 AM »

Nice you got out, too bad your sandhand farmed your fish

Kelp monsters, get thee behind me Satan

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General Board / Re: Friggand Zoo.....

« on: June 18, 2018, 09:33:30 AM »

The Garage. It takes time, but eventually it's the last refuge of men. Stay strong brother and never give up the man cave!

It's too late for me, I'm a gonner, save yourself.