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Tim524

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All cleaned out
« on: March 02, 2022, 02:25:04 PM »
 Had to go in for a Colonoscopy  :o Supposed to do it at 50 and I kept putting it off so I figured 55 was time to get it done. Tuesday was c*cktail time with the Turbo-Lax, that is some serious stuff ;D




Today was Camera Day and the Doc. removed 2 tiny polyps so I get to do it all again in 5 years . Glad it's over, I was hungry on the way home, a Carne Asada burrito never tasted so good ;D

Stay on top of your health, most illnesses can be prevented if you get checked on a regular schedule  8)

Glad I didn't find the Doctor's pants next to mine when I woke up  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: All cleaned out
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2022, 05:48:42 PM »
Or both hands on your shoulders  ;D
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Re: All cleaned out
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2022, 06:53:38 PM »
Good for you Tim.  I did mine last year. 3 young hot nurses in the room as the doctor was ready to knock me out.  I felt shame..... LOL
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Re: All cleaned out
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2022, 06:59:52 PM »
Done it three times.

Had to squeeze cheeks numerous times to make it to the porcelain throne.

Last time the last words the Doc said before I conked out were "Wow, you cleaned out real good."

Woke up farting like a Howitzer.

Took amazing dumps for the next three days.

Burrito is a solid after "clean out" meal choice.

Were the bruises that looked like his hands on your hips!!! :o
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« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2022, 07:06:38 PM »
Ha ha, I was hesitant about sharing, figured I would get roasted pretty good by you guys ;D ;D Glad I had good company with this procedure, getting old sucks but living to laugh about it is great too  :) 8)
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« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2022, 04:10:36 AM »
Quote from: Tim524 on March 02, 2022, 07:06:38 PM
getting old sucks but living

Oh to be 55 years young again   ;D
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« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2022, 05:07:48 PM »
My doc said I need to come more often, I told him if I was gonna do that he needed to come less!
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Re: All cleaned out
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2022, 07:29:11 PM »
When I went, I asked the doctor where to put my pants. He said, “Over there with mine”
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« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2022, 12:22:50 PM »
this thread is very entertaining
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« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2022, 05:54:10 PM »
Quote from: Tim524 on March 02, 2022, 07:06:38 PM
Ha ha, I was hesitant about sharing, figured I would get roasted pretty good by you guys ;D ;D Glad I had good company with this procedure, getting old sucks but living to laugh about it is great too  :) 8)

Getting old sucks??? I repeatedly request the procedure from my doc and he just keeps saying “but I’m your dentist!”
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« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2022, 10:39:23 PM »
I should be scheduling mine pretty soon...
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